PLEASE DO NOT READ MY SHIRT AND LAUGH. IT MAKES ME HORNY. | W SHIRTS
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YOU ARE CURRENTLY READING THIS SHIRT. YOU ARE ALREADY PART OF THE PROBLEM.
THIS SHIRT HAS A 100% SUCCESS RATE. NOBODY HAS EVER READ IT AND NOT LAUGHED. THE WEARER HAS HAD A VERY PRODUCTIVE YEAR.
THIS SHIRT IS FOR THE PERSON WHO:
WANTS HUMAN CONNECTION BUT ON THEIR OWN TERMS
HAS FOUND A LOOPHOLE IN SOCIAL INTERACTION
IS RUNNING A COMPLETELY LEGAL EXPERIMENT ON STRANGERS
HAS NEVER ONCE HAD TO START A CONVERSATION FIRST
THE SMALL TEXT SAYS PLEASE DO NOT.
THE SMALL TEXT AT THE BOTTOM EXPLAINS WHY.
NOBODY READS THE SMALL TEXT UNTIL IT IS TOO LATE.
THIS IS INTENTIONAL.
THIS IS ENGINEERING.
WEAR THIS SHIRT TO:
WEDDINGS
FUNERALS (especially funerals)
JOB INTERVIEWS
CHURCH
COURT DATES
YOUR EX'S WEDDING
100% COTTON. 100% EFFECTIVE. 0% RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
MACHINE WASH COLD. THE CONSEQUENCES ARE NOT MACHINE WASHABLE.
PLEASE DO NOT READ MY SHIRT AND LAUGH. IT MAKES ME HORNY. | W SHIRTS
$21.67
Sale price
$21.67
Regular price
THIS SHIRT HAS A 100% SUCCESS RATE. NOBODY HAS EVER READ IT AND NOT LAUGHED. THE WEARER HAS HAD A VERY PRODUCTIVE YEAR.
THIS SHIRT IS FOR THE PERSON WHO:
WANTS HUMAN CONNECTION BUT ON THEIR OWN TERMS
HAS FOUND A LOOPHOLE IN SOCIAL INTERACTION
IS RUNNING A COMPLETELY LEGAL EXPERIMENT ON STRANGERS
HAS NEVER ONCE HAD TO START A CONVERSATION FIRST
THE SMALL TEXT SAYS PLEASE DO NOT.
THE SMALL TEXT AT THE BOTTOM EXPLAINS WHY.
NOBODY READS THE SMALL TEXT UNTIL IT IS TOO LATE.
THIS IS INTENTIONAL.
THIS IS ENGINEERING.
WEAR THIS SHIRT TO:
WEDDINGS
FUNERALS (especially funerals)
JOB INTERVIEWS
CHURCH
COURT DATES
YOUR EX'S WEDDING
100% COTTON. 100% EFFECTIVE. 0% RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
MACHINE WASH COLD. THE CONSEQUENCES ARE NOT MACHINE WASHABLE.