FREAK MODE ACTIVE | W SHIRTS
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$21.67
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FREAK MODE ACTIVE. THE CHECKBOX IS CHECKED. IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN CHECKED. THERE IS NO UNCHECKING IT.
THIS IS NOT A SHIRT. THIS IS A TERMS AND CONDITIONS AGREEMENT. BY MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH THIS SHIRT YOU HAVE ALREADY AGREED.
THE GREEN CHECKMARK MEANS IT IS OFFICIAL. IT IS VERIFIED. IT IS ACTIVE. IT HAS BEEN ACTIVE. QUESTIONS?
FREAK MODE IS NOT A SETTING YOU TURN ON.
FREAK MODE IS A SETTING THAT TURNS YOU ON.
WE SAID WHAT WE SAID.
THIS SHIRT IS FOR THE PERSON WHO:
DOES NOT WALK INTO A ROOM. THEY LOAD INTO A ROOM.
HAS NEVER ONCE IN THEIR LIFE BEEN DESCRIBED AS NORMAL
THE CHECKBOX WAS CHECKED AT BIRTH
THEIR THERAPIST HAS A THERAPIST
PEOPLE DESCRIBE THEM AS "A LOT" AND THEY SAY THANK YOU
WEAR THIS ON YOUR BACK BECAUSE:
YOU ALREADY KNOW
YOU WANT EVERYONE BEHIND YOU TO KNOW
EYE CONTACT IS FOR THE FRONT PRINT PEOPLE
FREAK MODE HAS NO OFF SWITCH.
WE CHECKED.
THE CHECKBOX CHECKED ITSELF.
MACHINE WASH COLD. FREAK MODE SURVIVES ALL CYCLES.
FREAK MODE ACTIVE | W SHIRTS
$21.67
Sale price
$21.67
Regular price
THIS IS NOT A SHIRT. THIS IS A TERMS AND CONDITIONS AGREEMENT. BY MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH THIS SHIRT YOU HAVE ALREADY AGREED.
THE GREEN CHECKMARK MEANS IT IS OFFICIAL. IT IS VERIFIED. IT IS ACTIVE. IT HAS BEEN ACTIVE. QUESTIONS?
FREAK MODE IS NOT A SETTING YOU TURN ON.
FREAK MODE IS A SETTING THAT TURNS YOU ON.
WE SAID WHAT WE SAID.
THIS SHIRT IS FOR THE PERSON WHO:
DOES NOT WALK INTO A ROOM. THEY LOAD INTO A ROOM.
HAS NEVER ONCE IN THEIR LIFE BEEN DESCRIBED AS NORMAL
THE CHECKBOX WAS CHECKED AT BIRTH
THEIR THERAPIST HAS A THERAPIST
PEOPLE DESCRIBE THEM AS "A LOT" AND THEY SAY THANK YOU
WEAR THIS ON YOUR BACK BECAUSE:
YOU ALREADY KNOW
YOU WANT EVERYONE BEHIND YOU TO KNOW
EYE CONTACT IS FOR THE FRONT PRINT PEOPLE
FREAK MODE HAS NO OFF SWITCH.
WE CHECKED.
THE CHECKBOX CHECKED ITSELF.
MACHINE WASH COLD. FREAK MODE SURVIVES ALL CYCLES.