THIS GUY SMELLS LIKE SHIT -> | W SHIRTS
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THIS GUY SMELLS LIKE SHIT. THE ARROW POINTS RIGHT. DO NOT STAND TO THE RIGHT OF THIS MAN. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. THE SHIRT WARNED YOU.
THIS IS NOT AN INSULT. THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE. THIS IS INFRASTRUCTURE.
THE WEARER OF THIS SHIRT IS INNOCENT. THEY ARE SIMPLY THE MESSENGER. THE ARROW IS THE PROBLEM. TAKE IT UP WITH THE ARROW.
THIS SHIRT HAS ENDED FRIENDSHIPS.
THIS SHIRT HAS STARTED ARGUMENTS.
THIS SHIRT HAS CLEARED ENTIRE ROWS AT THE MOVIE THEATER.
THIS SHIRT HAS NEVER ONCE BEEN WRONG.
WEAR THIS SHIRT TO:
CROWDED ELEVATORS
FAMILY REUNIONS (point it at a specific uncle)
FIRST DATES (if they laugh they're a keeper)
JOB INTERVIEWS (you didn't want that job anyway)
CHURCH (point it at the pastor)
THE PERSON TO YOUR RIGHT RIGHT NOW IS ALREADY OFFENDED.
THEY HAVEN'T LOOKED DOWN YET.
WHEN THEY DO IT WILL BE TOO LATE.
AVAILABLE IN MULTIPLE COLORS. THE ARROW WORKS IN ALL OF THEM.
MACHINE WASH COLD. THE PERSON TO YOUR RIGHT IS NOT YOUR PROBLEM.
THIS GUY SMELLS LIKE SHIT -> | W SHIRTS
$21.67
Sale price
$21.67
Regular price
THIS IS NOT AN INSULT. THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE. THIS IS INFRASTRUCTURE.
THE WEARER OF THIS SHIRT IS INNOCENT. THEY ARE SIMPLY THE MESSENGER. THE ARROW IS THE PROBLEM. TAKE IT UP WITH THE ARROW.
THIS SHIRT HAS ENDED FRIENDSHIPS.
THIS SHIRT HAS STARTED ARGUMENTS.
THIS SHIRT HAS CLEARED ENTIRE ROWS AT THE MOVIE THEATER.
THIS SHIRT HAS NEVER ONCE BEEN WRONG.
WEAR THIS SHIRT TO:
CROWDED ELEVATORS
FAMILY REUNIONS (point it at a specific uncle)
FIRST DATES (if they laugh they're a keeper)
JOB INTERVIEWS (you didn't want that job anyway)
CHURCH (point it at the pastor)
THE PERSON TO YOUR RIGHT RIGHT NOW IS ALREADY OFFENDED.
THEY HAVEN'T LOOKED DOWN YET.
WHEN THEY DO IT WILL BE TOO LATE.
AVAILABLE IN MULTIPLE COLORS. THE ARROW WORKS IN ALL OF THEM.
MACHINE WASH COLD. THE PERSON TO YOUR RIGHT IS NOT YOUR PROBLEM.